Hello IRS? I’ve changed my mind about taxes being evil and want to report a woman selling pics of her tits on Instagram
By David Futrelle
While most Americans were enjoying Thanksgiving, a small army of brave cyberwarriors were launching a guerrilla assault on … women selling nude pics of themselves online, reporting them to the IRS en masse for supposed tax evasion. (Or at least threatening to.)
These angry dudes — and they pretty much all seem to be dudes — don’t have any evidence that the targets of this so-called #ThotAudit aren’t paying taxes on unreported earnings. They mostly just want to take these “thots” — the term, short for “that hoe over there,” is now a popular synonym for “slut” — down a peg or two.
#ThotAudit pic.twitter.com/iT4kSyBG8f
— Spacemeem
(@prowowdruid) November 24, 2018
(@prowowdruid) #ThotAudit lmao they deserve everything they get
— Tyler Gange (@TylerGange) November 24, 2018
You might not think that Reddit’s so-called Red Pill dudes would have much sympathy for this campaign, which is still evidently going strong.
After all, most Red Pillers tend to think of themselves as some variety of libertarian, way of “big government” and the taxes that fund it. And aren’t the supposed “victims” of these evil nude-selling women — that is, the guys who actually shell out money for exclusive pics and videos — a bunch of pathetic, porn-addicted beta cucks anyway? Red Pillers are supposedly up to their necks in Hot Babes. Isn’t getting mad at Instagram nude-pic-sellers an awfully incelly thing to do?
Well, as it turns out, Red Pill dudes seem as excited about exacting revenge against these women as any sex-deprived beta. In a recent thread on the #ThotAudit in the Red Pill subreddit, a bunch of the regulars lashed out at the alleged thot menace.
“The society of thots must be torn down,” wrote someone called Good-Boi.
Modern western woman embrace being whores but we should shame whores and put them down where every thy thot appears.
For someone called IVIaskerade, the #ThotAudit campaign was “Black Knighting at its finest.”
More than a few were happy to set aside their dislike of “snitching” to support what they saw as a good cause. AutisticusMaximus got more than 100 upvotes for a comment noting that
Although I was always against snitching for the sake of snitching, in order to get in good terms with the boss/teacher, whatever; I have nothing against this, I pay taxes, they should too, fuck off.
And I understand the non-monetary satisfaction in reporting here, the same hot women who never gave them the time of day in life and degraded them for their hobbies (video games, computers, etc.) are now disingenuously adopting those same hobbies because they can use their sexuality to monetize them.
But it was a Red Pill mod called bsutansalt who set forth the Red Pill Case for Thot Auditing in its full glory. Which is to say, not very much,
“Once upon a time,” he began,
there was a “pussy in every pot” as I like to call it for betas and chads alike. Civilization had checks and balances that ensured average dudes would land a woman to have some kids with to ensure he’d have skin in the game to slave and build society for.
It’s perhaps appropriate that he started off his rant with “once upon a time,” because so far this is little more than a familiar Red Pill fairy tale.
However, since the advent of women’s lib and the pill, women are now free to fuck and suck every chad they cross paths with and it’s causing a rift between the sexual haves and have nots that we’re just starting to see the ramifications of.
The idea that average woman is having endless wild orgies with a succession of chads while denying “betas” their fair share of sex is utter bullshit, no matter how often manosphere types insist on repeating it.
[I]t’s entirely understandable thirsty jaded dudes would blow the whistle on these thots who are taking advantage of their thirst. … [T]here’s also an financial incentive to blow the whistle on them: any taxes the IRS collects because of the dime you dropped, your’e liable to get a 30% cut.
No one is going to get a 30% cut for telling the IRS that they’re pretty sure SexyGirl99 is evading her taxes because, er, she thinks she’s all that? You have to give the IRS specific proof.
On the other end of the spectrum are the worst case examples are guys cracking under the pressure (and depression it causes) and shooting up yoga classes and theaters and whatnot.
It wouldn’t be a manosphere rant without some “warning” that if women don’t have sex with dudes they don’t want to have sex with these dudes will just up and murder them.
The more common consequence has been guys waking up, taking the red pill, and enjoying the decline primarily in one of two ways:
- Simply dropping out and going Galt (aka MGTOW) and
- Taking on the mantle of self-improvement to make themselves into chads so they can graduate into being one of the “haves”
Most of us here probably fall into category 2.
Or at least they want the other dudes reading their comments to think that they do.
In conclusion, I fully endorse #thotaudit if only for the checks and balances it represents to women’s sexuality.
In other words, his wall of text was basically just a more verbose version of “lmao, these thots are just getting what’s coming to them!”
But not everyone in the Red Pill subreddit was quite this enthusiastic about the #ThotAudit campaign.
“my general disapproval of sluts is at war with my hatred of taxes,” wrote someone called russian_n*gger.
“I can’t endorse snitching,” added chadmarco. “I’d rather men just not throw money at bitches in the first place.”
But it was legendary Red Pill commenter GayLubeOil who offered the most, well, creative argument against the snitching campaign.
“There’s nothing “Alpha” about this,” he declared.
What we’re seeing is the Incel Slave Class adopting the value system of the Thot Master class in a traditional Hegalian Master Slave Dialectic. In this case specifically it’s PayPal deplatforming.
Another example of this Untermensh mentality is Paul Elam and MGTOW adopting the feminist victimhood narrative for their needs.
Being a slave in a Master Slave Dialectic automatically makes you beta.
One point to GayLubeOil for working a gratuitous Paul Elam dis into a discussion of the #ThotAudit hashtag. Two points for the reference to Hegel. One point off for spelling his name wrong.
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