By David Futrelle
If you’ve spent any time arguing with right-wing trolls online, you’ve probably encountered the alt-right’s new favorite buzzword (that isn’t really a word): “globohomo.” And you may have found yourself wondering: What on earth is a globohomo, anyway, and why are right-wingers so mad about it?
The term has been floating about for several years now; I first encountered it way back in 2016 on the blog of everyone’s favorite racist pickup artist, Heartiste, and our old friend fiend Roosh V is fond of it as well. But it’s gained popularity in the last year or so, serving as a sort of catch-all replacement for the term “white genocide” for some of the people who, well, used to use the term “white genocide” all the time.
Ostensibly, “globohomo” is short for “global homogenization,” a an alleged vast conspiracy to destroy “traditional” culture and values and replace them with a sort of global (naturally) corporate uniculture.
But it’s rarely used in this way, at least not exactly. For those who’ve seized upon the term, “globo” means “globalist” and therefore Jews; while “homo” (the suffix) means, well, “homo” (the slur). (Some, evidently worried that “globohomo” isn’t gay-sounding enough, add “gayplex” to it — “globohomo gayplex.”)
And so “globohomo” has come to mean something like “the global homosexual/Jewish conspiracy to degenerate our culture up real good with drag queens and anal sex and possibly Ben Shapiro.”
If that definition seems a bit incoherently exapansive, that’s because the trolls who’ve embraced the term are using it as an all-purpose epithet. Perhaps the only way to truly define “globohomo” is to see how people (and I use that term lightly) are using it on, for example, Twitter.
Here are just a few of the things that right-wing trolls think are a part of the “globohomo” agenda.
Jews:
Actual LGBTQ people:
I want to say the Canadian Armed Forces is literally gay, but I know our proud military history & men who have and do currently serve.
— Faith J Goldy
This globohomo bs doesn’t belong in our schools or government but it *especially* has no place in our military.
Imagine what our enemies think! pic.twitter.com/7EDQgQzMqW(@FaithGoldy) July 19, 2019
(@FaithGoldy) LGBTQ people “indoctrinating” children by existing:
Im 22 years old and even I remember people defending Globohomo with "They arent going to indoctrinate your kids."
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Well here come the fags..doing exactly what they said they wouldn't. https://t.co/nsXordMefx(@RevNationaIism) June 18, 2019
(@RevNationaIism) Butt sex, literal and figurative:
Republicans are weak, readily bending over and accepting anal pillaging by Democrats who will stop at nothing to seize control and enact globohomo agenda. https://t.co/7HxE1SqBtB
— Hyperborean Pioneer# (@HypPioneer) November 11, 2018
# (@HypPioneer) Crossdressing:
Crossdressing in libraries, specifically
Trans women:
Music videos:
The Cats movie trailer:
First globohomo, now this. https://t.co/RPV2TAGnNl
—Neha Anika
(@NehaAnika1) July 20, 2019
(@NehaAnika1) Netflix:
Walmart:
Mountain Dew:
The North Atlantic Treaty Organization and/or “poopdick.”
What type of debased faggotry have you put on display here pal?!
— Ајнлит
NATO is not only hegemonistic, aggressive and detrimental, it's also Globohomo Gayplex, poopdick friendly and feminist in its core values. https://t.co/dGGPxWpATZ1244 (@einlit) April 2, 2019
1244 (@einlit) Rainbow flags:
Does plastering rainbows all over products during sodomy month actually result in higher sales? Or, is it more like the Jews applying lamb’s blood to their doorposts during Passover—a way for corporations to avoid globohomo retribution; Kowtowing to sociocultural engineering?
— Capt. Kino(@johnben_net) June 6, 2019
(@johnben_net) Soy (but of course):
Forced bug-eating?
#Globohomo wants you to eat bugs and breed yourselves out of existance with their NGOfunded tidal wave of 3rd world "immigrant/refugees" while they dine on steaks and fly jets between their opulent walled compounds and tours to lecture us on climate change and veganism…#WakeUp https://t.co/RztUglAhnd
— Vita(@RinascitaVitaYT) July 6, 2019
(@RinascitaVitaYT) globohomo wants you childless,
— Luke
living in crates
and eating bugs
while you masturbate and zonk out to a screen https://t.co/9rXFvU54P7(@tweet4luke) May 21, 2019
(@tweet4luke) White genocide:
I'm sick n tired of this GLOBOHOMO society being shoved down our throats for their white genocide plan to the JWO !!! I'm , so pissed off where the west is heading , I need a ice cold shower
— Melody1776
(@Ceromancyvisio1) June 15, 2019
1776
(@Ceromancyvisio1) Christian genocide:
Donald Trump?
Ivanka Trump:
I don't know about you, but to me this is a jew spreading #GloboHomo
— víðarr (@Vidarshnu) July 10, 2019#TikkunOlam
https://t.co/4AImSfi7hr
Ben Shapiro!?
And then there’s this. Apparently the evil Jews who run Globohomo really don’t like … Game Theory?
Jews push an anti-Game theory narrative but their actions reveal that they 100% believe in game-theory secretly in their dealings with outsiders.. They will destroy if you're a game theory person/ country.. That's why nationalism is the greatest threat to #globohomo establishment
—Bader
(@JustBader90) June 27, 2019
Bader Any questions?
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