By David Futrelle
Over on Incels.co, the regulars seem pretty stoked about what appears to be an impending US war with Iran. When one commenter asked his fellow “involuntary” celibates whether they thought there would be a war, a commenter called FinnCel answered with a hearty “I sure hope so.”
A commenter calling himself RemoveNormalf*gs quintupled his comrade’s enthusiasm, posting
I hope
I hope
I hope
I hope
I hope
Someone called Emergency Manual explained just what it was it was about this as-of-this-moment-still-hypothetical war that appeals to incels so much:
The more dead normies the better.
And there will certainly be quite a few “dead normies,” especially in Iran itself.
“I just eat popcorn and look at others killing each other,” FInnCel added.
Not all of the assembled incels were quite so enthusiastic. Some doubted a war would happen. Others railed against “k*kes” and worried about being “drafted to die for Israel.” And one suggested that
Iran would treat every American on this forum better than America would… Think about that if they try to draft you.
Apparently quite a few incels are under the delusion that every man in Iran is automatically gifted a hottie virgin wife.
At least you can’t say that the incels aren’t interested in foreign policy.
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