By David Futrelle
Social Distancing, however necessary in the fight against the coronavirus, is going to be hard for most of us.
But there are some who are positively thrilled about the shutdowns of schools and bars and international travel. Over on the Incels.co forums the regulars were already excited about the coronavirus possibly killing off Stacies and Chads; they’re also feeling pretty darn good that shutdowns and social distancing mean they won’t have to see the Stacies and Chads who remain alive.
Yesterday, a gentleman called Hardworkingcel posted this:
Incels, always happy to sacrifice the lives of others if it makes them feel even a teensy bit better for a little while.
And it isn’t just Hardworkingcel who’s feeling a new spring in his step; many of his fellow incels are even more excited by the new developments than he is.
“The more deaths, the better, the less competition,” wrote a commenter called Koruga.
“Corona is the best thing thats ever happened to me tbh,” someone called Venomcore noted.
CrackingYs, meanwhile, gushed:
I’ve honestly never been happier in my life. I can’t wait to wake up each morning anxious and excited to read about all the new ways that normies lives are being destroyed. Day after day their suffering intesifies and my anxiety decreases and overal happiness increases.
The future is bright indeed my frens.
Incels, it seems, can only truly be happy when others are suffering.
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