
By David Futrelle
Try to make head or tail of this one, folks!

In case you can’t quite parse the syntax here, Mr kur955 is asking his Men’s Rights colleagues whether they have noticed that women make fun of gay men a lot, and if this is because women know that men are better partners than women and are afraid that if men realize this they’ll all go gay.
He spells all this out a tiny bit more coherently in a comment, arguing that women want to make the “gay experience” look bad because
they know … that if hetero men turn to gay suddenly theyll run out of punching bags … because sexual desire will not stand in the way of making a truthful fair and from the outside world true to the internal world judgemental opinion
So ladies, fess up! Why are you using homophobia to keep men from going gay and deserting you?
If you say, “what are you talking about, that’s absurd and also that’s not how being gay works” I’ll know you’re part of the vast conspiracy.
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