By David Futrelle
It’s Three-for-one Tuesday today (is that a thing?) as I bring you not one, not two, but three soul-crushingly horrible items from the Incels.co fourms.
So enjoy, I guess?
Let’s start with the virgin who wants to fuck his sister.
INCESTPILL
“Why is this forum not ready to accept the incestpill yet,” asks an incel calling himself Total Imbecile.
Its like you guys swallow every pill so easily but when when the incestpill is brought up half the users here spit it back out
The thing is Im a virgin and my sister is a very young and nubile looking 20 year old
Jesus Christ dude.
Im obviously not suicidal enough to actively pursue her but fuck me if I wouldnt grope her a bit or make out with her or even fuck her if I ever get the chance
“B-but muh siblings growing up repulsion theory” or whatever its called
Isnt this the whole point of marrying your HS sweetheart? That you grow up and grow old togerther
Not to mention that my sisters and I arent even that close, like wed interact with each other cause we live in the same house but those interactions would always have 0 depth so they might as well be strangers to me tbh
Maybe some of you guys just dont want to admit it idk
Or maybe his fellow incels have somehow managed to retain enough of their basic humanity that they understand the reasons for the incest taboo? Maybe they have some small sliver of morality left in their otherwise wretched souls?
INTERCHANGEABLE LEGO WOMEN
Based on his observations of women at his job in a bookstore, one incel bravely concludes that all women are basically the same and that no one should care about them.
“[B]y working in a bookshop I’ve seen hundreds of women in the last month and I’ve reach the point where I can barely notice any personal/individual trait,” writes The Reaper.
it’s like lego: an endlessly slightly different combination of the same pieces(legs,asses,eyes etc.) but there’s nothing that can be consider really unique, nothing that can’t be found in hundreds of other women.
I think what’s going on here is what they call depersonalization. And that’s not a healthy way to look at the world.
once you’re over the phase of considering women special,all that’s left is the desire of sex, and that’s honestly the only thing that’s worth pursuing.
if you don’t believe me ask yourself this:
“why is chad leaving women for which you would kill your entire family?”.
if these angels/special beings really existed chad would not left them.
So the fact that Chads break up with hot women (or maybe get dumped by them) means that all women are basically identical? That’s quite a leap there, skipper.
Oh, but things get worse.
IT’S FUN BEING A DOG
One dogpill-believing incel reflects on what he sees as the joys of being a dog in the world of today.
“Anyone else wishes they were a dog?” wonders Lv99_BixNood.
It might be best to stop reading this post right about now.
Well, ok, you’ve chosen to continue. Don’t say I didn’t warn you. Lv99_BixNood, take it away:
While we are rotting, dogs are out there living the chad life. Tongue kissing prime teen girls, lapping up peanut butter from their pussy, humping their legs and pumping them full of dog sperm. Jfl if you are not a dog in 2020.
Ew ew ew ew. Sorry to ruin your dinner or perhaps your entire day.
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