Good news, everyone! One lucky Red Pill Redditor has found the girl of his dreams.
In the Ask The Red Pill subreddit, gumdrops1 exalts in his good fortune. His dream-girl-come-true is an
asian girl, working medical professional, cute, in shape, well-adjusted, cooks, cleans, all the good things you’d expect. She is in love with me and is naturally trying to lock me down.
I’ve been dating her about a year and thus far, she is the best girl I’ve ever dated… And I have dated many. …
Great intellectual connection. Sex is great, she has no problem with me taking the lead … Great mother / wife potential. Really rare… seriously. I don’t meet many girls like this period. Everything I’d want. Is she supermodel? No, but she has skinny genes and will probably look great for a long time.
Better lock her down, bro; sounds like she’s the one for you.
Oh but there’s a problem: She’s thirty years old.
Granted, so is Mr. Gumdrops1. But here’s the thing: he figures if he breaks it off with her, he could easily find some hot 19-year-olds to date fuck.
I am in the “sh*t or get off the pot” phase of this relationship. Dragging on any longer as “FWB” would be stupid as she has great long-term dating potential. My problem is that she’s 30 and I know I can pull much younger women. Call it shitty but it is what it is. …
I’m just starting to hit my SMV peak and I would prefer to play the field and see what I can get.
Ladies and gentlemen (and everybody else). we appear to have found the world’s biggest idiot.
Indeed, he’s such an idiot that even some of the other idiots who frequent the Red Pill subreddits think that he’s an idiot.
“Don’t be retarded,” writes ppvknifefight.
Contrary to popular RP belief, there are quality 30 year old women out here who’d run circles around a goofy ass naive 25 year old. Sounds like you have a solid chick, who’s attractive and actually gives a fuck about you. If you want a LTR, lock that shit down and build, bro. RP theory overload got you all confused.
A commenter called Scissor_me_timbers00 throws a heaping of misogyny into his advice:
I’m leaning towards LTR with her. Young women are fucking retards these days and it’s doubtful you’ll find a real connection with one, probably just some fun sex. Sounds like you found a match that is LTR worthy. I think you maybe don’t realize how hard it is to actually find a real connection like that. Say you break it off and then in a year realize what you had. And dude, 30 is not too old, that’s ridiculous, especially if she keeps herself in good shape and is Asian.
But the top-ranked post in the discussion takes a rather different tack:
The broad is 30. If you’re not planning on knocking her up, pass her along to someone who is willing to do the job. …
You’re 30, make six figures, and are dating as young as 19. Keep dating then, if you are uncertain about her, until you meet a woman who you DO feel some certainty towards.
I honestly have no idea which road Mr. Gumdrops is going to take. But I’m pretty sure that whatever choice he makes, he’s going to end up miserable in the end — unless he’s able to get all this Red Pill nonsense out of his head. If he dumps her, there’s an extremely high chance he’ll never find anyone else he has this sort of chemistry with, and he’ll regret losing her for the rest of his life. If he sticks with her, he’ll resent her forever for keeping him from the hot 19-year-olds he sees as his birthright.
The Red Pill really poisons your brain.
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