Ladies: They Are Stinky, New Study Shows
You may have heard that girls are icky and stinky and covered in cooties.
Well; it turns out that IT’S ALL TRUE!
The Men’s Rights futurist over at the Pro-Male/Anti-Feminist Technology blog has discovered a survey from earlier this year suggesting that most UK women don’t shower every day. “[I]t turns out that women are taking less and less showers,” he writes, with evident alarm.
In a British survey, nearly 80% of women admitted that they aren’t taking daily showers. Many women are even showering less than once every three days. (Additionally, two thirds of women in the survey don’t remove their makeup before they go to bed, and one eighth of women in the survey admitted to not brushing their teeth before they go to bed.)
Never mind that the survey apparently didn’t include men, and that it was conducted by a company that used it to push its skin-care products. The poor blogger sees this as clear and incontrovertible evidence that women are becoming stinkier and stinkier and will ultimately explode from sheer stinkiness, or something.
At this rate, women are going to stop showering and taking baths. In a hot month like August women are going to stink, and it will be a very nasty stink. And that’s before adding on the stink from that will come from refusing to properly use a toilet.
Wait, women don’t use toilets?
Apparently.
In a previous blog post, which I wrote about here, Mr. Pro-Male/Anti-Feminist Tech concluded, based on his own highly scientific study of women that consisted of watching a couple of episodes of Jersey Shore and Bad Girls Club Mexico, that women (and by “women” he means “Snooki”) sometimes piss their pants and cover up the stink with perfume. And other times women (and by women he means someone or other on Bad Girls Club Mexico) pee in buckets while riding in limos and then later they hand “the piss filled bucket to some guy to deal with.”
From this, he concluded that “We’re Going To Need Litter Boxes For Women In The Future,” as the title of his post put it.
And now the whole shower thing. It’s like it’s like some kind of stankocalypse!
This will be a just another reason for men to go their own way. Very few men will choose to deal with women who continuously stink and are covered in a layer of filth. It’s disturbing that women think that they can do this without men objecting to it.
In the comments, one fellow suggests that women have pretty lax standards when it comes to male hygiene as well:
Women … swoon over homeless hobo’s, serial killers & greasy drummers, filthy hygiene comes naturally to the average chick
Why do you think housework & washing dishes is oppressive to women …
Women are feral barbaric & uncivilized, no limits when it comes degenerative women
So, in other words, not only are women to blame for their own allegedly poor hygiene, they are responsible for the poor hygiene of “homeless hobo’s” and “greasy drummers” as well. Also, for dirty dishes.
All this reminds me of those terrifying but all-too-real ads from the 40s and 50s urging women to wash out their you-know-whats with Lysol.
Ladies! Do this extremely dangerous thing that can only harm you or the man in your life will leave you!
Mother Jones has an interesting and horrifying piece on how Lysol was used not only for “feminine hygiene” but as a (completely ineffective) form of birth control.
