Do you even lift, MRAs?
Is the real problem with Men’s Rights Activists that they’re a bunch of sloppy fatties who don’t know how to dress?
That, at least, is the theory of one of the leading alpha dogs in the Red Pill subreddit — the legendary commenter known as GayLubeOil — and in a recent post he has some tough love for his wayward MRA brethren.
Oh, he agrees that MRAs are pretty much right about everything, issues-wise.
Anybody with any semblance of compassion or empathy would realize that men’s issues are serious, and women’s issues are cries for attention.
He even singles out one particular MRA as being especially wise.
King of Men’s Rights, Dean Esmay, makes excellent points that would convince any reasonable man.
Ah, but there’s just one problem, as GayLubeOil sees it. Or maybe two. Women don’t logic. They tingle. And MRA don’t make the ladies tingle.
[W]hat his royal highness needs to understand while he’s eating fudge popsicles and loafing around in cargo shorts is that a conversation with women is not about logic.
Also, women apparently have a thing against cargo shorts?
With the exception of Bruce Jenner, women are not men and therefore they don’t think like men. Women don’t care about logic they care about credibility, social standing, and tingles. To a woman it doesn’t matter what is being said, only who is saying it.
So says the mighty GayLubeOil.
Women are social creatures not logical creatures and that means they value social standing over reason. That’s the MRM’s big issue, they have no social standing.
That’s a nice way of saying that they’re all a bunch of luh-huh-looooooosers.
Women would rather reuse a tampon than have sex with a MRA.
He might have a point here, actually.
Until that changes and men’s rights stops eating cheese puffs out of their fedoras, they will never gain traction among women and will continue going nowhere, just like Dean Esmay in his crocs.
GayLubeOil has a bit of a fixation on poor Mr. Esmay, it seems.
So to all of the men’s rights activists that got trolled into reading this article, do us all a favor and stop being a chubster, speak with confidence and for the love of pregnant MRA Jesus go lift.
DO YOU EVEN LIFT
Your body is the message. The sooner you start taking your appearance seriously the sooner you will be taken seriously.
Maybe trade in the fedoras for a proper pickup artist hat?
Who knows maybe you guys can help make marriage a viable institution again or bring back free speech to university campuses. We the Red Pill are standing right behind you, getting our dicks sucked by insecure sorority girls and calling you fat.
Truly a manifesto for our times.
