Life is tough for the modern Man Going His Own Way. Not only does he have to protect himself from real women who’ve got the hots for his resources, but he’s got to worry about hypothetical women as well!
On the Men Going Their Own Way subreddit, an aspiring guitar teacher asks for advice on how to deal with the looming threat of women signing up for lessons just because he’s sort of hot and also these hypothetical women might want to falsely accuse him of rape for some reason.
I would also strongly advise all Guitar Men Going Their Own Way to watch out for cats trying to sign up for lessons.
Unless they want to put up with hours of this:
My guitar gently meows.