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Daily Stormer plans real-world “Army,” offering recruits firearms training, dating tips

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Nazi PUA charming the ladies

Nazi PUA charming the ladies

The first rule of Nazi Fight Club, apparently, is that you do talk about Nazi Fight Club. Yesterday, internet Nazi rag The Daily Stormer announced plans to launch local chapters of an “IRL Troll Army” that will enable righteous white dudes “to prepare for the coming race war.”

As the Daily Stormer’s Andrew Anglin explains, this new “army” will organize in local cells, in which aspiring brownshirts will “build bonds, develop brotherhood,” engage in firearms training, organize anti-Black Lives Matter counterprotests and, oh yeah, learn how to pick up chicks.

While the local cells will be “boys only clubs, not singles meet-ups,” Anglin assures potential recruits that they will learn to “hunt and capture your own women as part of the [club’s regular] operations.”

Indeed, Anglin’s pitch for these perhaps-slightly-deceptively-named Stormer Book Clubs devotes more attention to the Picking Up Chicks issue than it does to the whole learning-how-to-shoot-people business.

Apparently the big trick to winning over the ladies is to AVOID TALKING ABOUT HOW YOU THINK HITLER WAS SUPER COOL. Not every HB8 out there on the streets is an Eva Braun in the making.

As I have said many times, I believe the concept of meeting girls who share your beliefs is idiotic, based mainly on Jewish romantic comedy films. You should instead look for normal girls, with whom you will joke around with and not talk about nazism.

Some of you already have girlfriends, but many do not, and for those that don’t, the groups will provide an opportunity to find one.

Anglin envisions little gangs of secret Nazis going girl-hunting together in the streets of America.

The best way to meet women is to approach them in public places during the day time. And this is a lot easier to do with other guys – both for confidence reasons, and because the girls are more into it. You being part of a group marks you as higher value to a girl, instinctively. She recognizes that if she is with you, it won’t just be you protecting her, but your whole crew.

But Anglin leaves the actual mechanics of girl-capture for a later date.

I will at some point in the near future release a guide with further advice on this issue, in case no one in your group knows the drill. In my experience, about ten percent of guys know how to cold approach women on the street and start talking to them. So there is a good chance you’ll have one in your group who can teach you.

The basic concept is you stop a girl with some sort of inquiry which requires them to engage you and then start with the jokey-jokey.

Presumably Anglin will remind new club members to lay off the Anne Frank jokey-jokes, as these do not tend to go over well with women who are not Nazis.

This isn’t the first time that far-right Trump supporters have talked publicly about taking up arms. Back in March, you may recall, there was a good deal of talk amongst The Donald’s creepier fans about the alleged need for a Trump Militia; potato-headed white supremacist Matt Forney, meanwhile, encouraged his fellow Trump supporters to bring guns to the polls.

This neo-Nazi pickup artistry thing is new, though, at least for Anglin and the Daily Stormer. But it makes a certain sense, at least as a recruiting tool.

Anglin has already started making overtures to Men’s Rights Activist types; not that long ago he devoted a post to the alleged evils of women’s suffrage. Dudes who think that men are the truly oppressed gender are more open than most to the notion that whites are the oppressed race.

Anglin’s attempted annexation of PUAland makes even more sense. With most of the manosphere PUA gurus more or less abandoning “game” advice for outright racism, neo-reactionary bloviating and Trump worship, Anglin may see a golden opportunity to move in and pick up those followers of Roosh and Heartiste who still hunger for some alpha male to teach them how to appeal to the Taylor Swift lookalikes of their dreams by telling jokes and trying their best to avoid any mention of Hitler.

So keep an eye out, gals, for pushy brownshirted wisecrackers, traveling in groups, who keep inexplicably referring to you as “fräulein.”


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