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Mike Flynn: Cuck, or cuckity cuck cuck? Trump fans can’t agree
There are a lot of questions still swirling about former National Security Advisor and current unemployed person Michael Flynn.
But there is one question we can answer right now, and that is how people who use the word “cuck” a lot on Twitter have reacted to Flynn’s resignation.
What follows is a WE HUNTED THE MAMMOTH EXCLUSIVE INVESTIGATIVE REPORT that clearly isn’t just a bunch of Tweets I found by searching for “flynn” and “cuck,” with some snarky remarks from me thrown in.
Let’s start on Sunday, when one cuck-talker’s spidey-sense started tingling:
Stephen Miller bitchslaps Cuck Todd bigly here.
It also sounds like Flynn is on the way out. https://t.co/nDYVqYDYWM
— mediacritic (@mediacritik) February 12, 2017
But one @uppityCUCK wasn’t having it:
You know Gen. Flynn's the right man when the D.C. Swamp things want him gone so..
— Turdy McTurdster (@uppityCUCK) February 13, 2017
@realDonaldTrump – Flynn must stay. Stay loyal to those that stuck with you. @VP
— Turdy McTurdster (@uppityCUCK) February 14, 2017
Travis here wasn’t quite so thrilled with Flynn’s notions of loyalty:
@AnnKelly007 This Cuck Flynn sold his country. A traitor!!! You are now in hands of a Russian dictator! Make Russia Great Again!!!
— Travis Style (@tel_styles) February 14, 2017
And then, BAM!
What a cuck ⚡️ “Michael Flynn resigns as national security advisor”https://t.co/U873UXzU9Y
— Brad Corrigan (@TexasPride12) February 14, 2017
The cuck-based hot takes (say that three times fast!) began almost immediately.
Trump blows it big time. Chooses Cuck Priebus over General Flynn. Sad
— Image may be NSFW.
Clik here to view.(@followinga) February 14, 2017
President Cuck is going to make everybody miss the honesty of the Nixon years…in like Flynn out like Flynov #flynn
— cb (@cberth) February 14, 2017
Not sure why Trump would cuck and let Flynn resign
This is the first time he let the media win. Sad.
— Gender Fluid Hassan (@PenceMindset) February 14, 2017
#Editorial Michael Flynn betrayed the trust of the President. That is a total cuck move and unforgivable. We are #AmericaFirst #MAGA. pic.twitter.com/03n7eRpZT9
— The Columbia Bugle (@ColumbiaBugle) February 14, 2017
#Editorial This is not the time to lionize Michael Flynn. It is a cuck move to defend him and to attack Trump on this. He lied to @POTUS. pic.twitter.com/uewQwXMXio
— The Columbia Bugle (@ColumbiaBugle) February 14, 2017
@Cernovich Trump is not a cuck for this. Standing up for Flynn os a cuck move. You don't get to lie to the Trump Administration and keep job
— The Columbia Bugle (@ColumbiaBugle) February 14, 2017
(Don’t worry, folks, Cernovich will be getting a WHTM post of his own today.)
While none of the cuck-talkers disagree that there is some kind of cuckery going on here, there is some doubt over who exactly is the cuck here. One fellow took a survey:
You either believe President Trump is a cuck or Michael Flynn is a cuck. There is no middle ground. So who is the cuck?
— The Columbia Bugle (@ColumbiaBugle) February 14, 2017
SPOILER ALERT: Last I checked, Flynn was way ahead in the race for cuck of the day.
For many, the big question wasn’t whether or not Flynn is a cuck — that’s a given — but how much of a cuck he is.
Michael Flynn is a cuck
— stephen (@badperson69) February 14, 2017
flynn is a cuckity cuck cuck
— Militahobo (@Militahobo) February 14, 2017
What might be an appropriate punishment for Flynn’s alleged cuckery? Conbon here has a suggestion:
GET REKT MICHAEL FLYNN YOU CUCK
— conbon (@ConnorFunkyCold) February 14, 2017
This fellow seems a little confused about “resignations” like Flynn’s.
How about that general Michael Flynn, ha? What a cuck. Wasn't he billed as tough on ISIS? He abandons ship when the going gets going.
— Hal Hardwick (@HalHardwick) February 14, 2017
Hal, hate to break it to you but Flynn did not abandon ship. He was walked off the plank.
It didn’t take long for someone to blame the Jews:
@ReturnofaNobody Flynn would have gotten away with it, if it weren't for a neocohen/cuck who leaked information perjuring him to the media.
— Fashy Paradigm Shift (@14Gamby88) February 14, 2017
Others blamed the secret machinations of Big Pizza.
Gen. Flynn and his son knew about #PizzaGate. Looks like shadow government got to him today. Trump is in serious danger.
— NWO/Cuck Tears Image may be NSFW.
Clik here to view.(@Biracial_Chick) February 14, 2017
One energetic if not terribly inventive fellow started popping out the memes:
@GenMikeFlynn @Cernovich Say bye bye to Cuck Flynn pic.twitter.com/2sti4rZeZd
— Edge Lord (@edgelord2017) February 14, 2017
@GenMikeFlynn @Cernovich Cuck Flynn has left the building pic.twitter.com/QObzNy5uWn
— Edge Lord (@edgelord2017) February 14, 2017
@realDonaldTrump @Cernovich @AnnCoulter @PrisonPlanet Anybody else notice that Cuck Flynn is kind of a jughead? #cuckflynn pic.twitter.com/cgX3tJoG1l
— Edge Lord (@edgelord2017) February 14, 2017
Our energetic meme-maker also had some thoughts on Flynn’s son.
@mflynnJR @GenMikeFlynn @Cernovich @realDonaldTrump @AnnCoulter @PrisonPlanet Introducing Cuck Flynn Jr #cuckflynn pic.twitter.com/PO21vkEzW8
— Edge Lord (@edgelord2017) February 14, 2017
Not sure that one is going to catch on.
So is it all over for Flynn, like forever? Cuck-talkers can’t agree.
Some think he needs to have a fork stuck into him:
And so end the Adventures of Cuck Flynn
— James Simonian (@nainomis) February 14, 2017
Others think Flynn is just getting started:
RT lose43ses3: Cernovich Part of 2018 push should be to get Gen. Flynn to run for congress against a Cuck. Rallying cry for patriots!
— redpillmen (@redpillmen) February 14, 2017
One thing’s for sure: whatever happens, the word “cuck” will be involved somehow.