Brawny has slipped some real women into their ad campaign as well
Apparently this whole “Make America Great Again” thing isn’t quite going as planned. Our #SecondPlacePresident, facing massive resistance and beset by scandals that won’t go away, is throwing temper tantrums in the White House. Pro-Trump rallies across the country are drawing embarrassingly tiny crowds.
Oh, and his supporters are having trouble getting anyone to care about the latest challenge to #MAGA-style machismo — the temporary transformation of the Brawny Man into the Brawny Woman.
Yep, as a sort of tribute to Women’s History Month, the makers of Brawny paper towels have temporarily replaced the iconic Brawny Man on their packaging with a Brawny Woman sporting a red flannel shirt with lipstick to match. But those outraged by this gender switcheroo can’t even get #BoycottBrawny trending on Twitter.
It’s not for want of trying.
Conservative Trump Lovers. Let's unite and #BoycottBrawny for allowing a chick to replace the dude. #MAGA SAD
https://t.co/Shszeu7deK
— Tea Party Man (@TeaPartyOne1) March 4, 2017
Oh, wait, that’s a parody account.
How am I supposed to explain the Brawny woman to my children
— Ken Jennings (@KenJennings) March 4, 2017
Oh, wait, that’s a former Jeopardy champion making a joke.
cant wait to wipe my ass with a woman's face for once⚡️ “Brawny is making a feminist statement”https://t.co/vkSoFfSR9k
— Jon Crumb (@MommiesGoneBad) March 5, 2017
I can’t tell if this account is a complete joke or only a partial joke, though I am a bit concerned to learn that he wipes his ass with paper towel packaging.
Now even paper towels are virtue signaling. pic.twitter.com/NtGOL1iicV
— Stefan Molyneux (@StefanMolyneux) March 4, 2017
Finally! This guy, at least, is serious.
And a handful of others have joined this lonely crusade.
@StefanMolyneux @michellemalkin – #BoycottBrawny – Sick of the liberal propaganda push by the alt-left agenda to try to indoctrinate people.
— PrettyGirl737 (@TrumpGal7) March 4, 2017
@Brawny you feminists are the only thing preventing equality
— Zach Dolan (@zacharydolan121) March 4, 2017
Wow too bad businesses can't stick to just advertising their goods Instead of their political views Time to #BoycottBrawny https://t.co/aF9fl6QcxI
— Rally & #MARCH4Trump (@TalentsMomMLG) March 4, 2017
OMG, I just saw this and it made me
PC BS!
Scientific FACT: MEN have more muscle mass and lung capacity. #boycottbrawny pic.twitter.com/ZNIcQjuCka
— Inmate Hillary (@JRtheDeplorable) March 4, 2017
PC BS!@3175317 @Brawny actually men are stronger than women. Physically.
— A.Lopez (@1luckymom17) March 5, 2017
This person is so mad that anyone could possibly suggest that “strength has no gender” that they posted a little manifesto on Brawny’s webpage.
.@Brawny I will #BoycottBrawny over your ill-conceived ad campaign #StrengthHasNoGender and urge others to do so. Here's why. pic.twitter.com/mvHWAIcQZc
— SCLaw (@_SCLaw_) March 4, 2017
Hey, some transphobia!
@Camargo_Urs @TXFunGuy6 its bruce i mean katelyn on the brawny paper towel lol
our sin has blinded us to reality in the USA
— binky barnes (@realynsh1) March 5, 2017
@brawny? When are we going to see tranny paper towels?
— Russ Larrivee (@rjlarrivee) March 5, 2017
This critic, meanwhile, was bothered only by Brawny Woman’s hair.
does strength also have no conditioner bitch if you don't use this brawny money on some Pantene Pro-V then ima be out for ya life. pic.twitter.com/OQ5p6LHucO
— Skychiatrist (@SkyWilliams) March 5, 2017
The weird thing here is that Brawny is a Koch Bros. brand; it’s already being boycotted, but by progressives.