Sneaky, sneaky girls!
By David Futrelle
In today’s Tweet Pile: Cats fight for the right to vote (for women), Mooch meets his new baby, Trump threatens to destroy Obamacare himself if congress can’t, and incels offer some very interesting theories about tampons. With cameos from long-time WHTM favorites Scott Adams, M*ke C*rnovich and Roosh V!
Oh, and there’s a kitty getting belly rubs.
Let’s start with a certain Mr. Scaramucci’s amazing parenting job:
wow what a piece of shit pic.twitter.com/knT2UKYdCh
— Matt Binder (@MattBinder) July 29, 2017
Suffracattes!
the pro-suffragette cat memes were also v strong btw pic.twitter.com/BgvMGVZ1yP
— tom (@malaiseforever) July 29, 2017
North Korea expert Scott Adams pic.twitter.com/6XDsZurD8i
— Alex Griswold (@HashtagGriswold) July 29, 2017
— Gourmet Hot Takes (@NuclearTakes) July 29, 2017
I can't stop doing things to Mitch McConnell's face pic.twitter.com/vcGVXTcFYT
— David Futrelle (@DavidFutrelle) July 30, 2017
And another Mitch for you all pic.twitter.com/svEqtwmmOi
— David Futrelle (@DavidFutrelle) July 30, 2017
ever since finding out they think big pussy lips = promiscuity ive been fascinated by incel conceptions of female anatomy pic.twitter.com/uzfF7AQhgP
— Kath Barbadoro (@kathbarbadoro) July 30, 2017
If a new HealthCare Bill is not approved quickly, BAILOUTS for Insurance Companies and BAILOUTS for Members of Congress will end very soon!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) July 29, 2017
A majority of white people in this country STILL approve of Trump's performance. Let that sink in… https://t.co/qPsCvR0aMP pic.twitter.com/9bqV3nEMA6
— Charles M. Blow (@CharlesMBlow) July 29, 2017
Can't believe I spent hours arguing why it's not ok imo to align ourselves w/ these people. Apologies to my followers. This debate is over. pic.twitter.com/gJCdHGZ8zh
— Amir (@AmirAminiMD) July 30, 2017
Is Trump golfing today? YES, indeed. So far, we’ve spent $54MM on his favorite pastime. Keep track here: https://t.co/AwAmB1GAJx pic.twitter.com/rJn4lpEIMm
— Jim Roberts (@nycjim) July 30, 2017
And some good news:
Rescued feral cat discovers the wonderful world of belly rubs pic.twitter.com/ilAVIu5ReM
— Life on Earth (@planetepics) July 28, 2017