“Alphas are the New Betas,” and other baffling insights from terrible MGTOW memes

I suppose this makes a little bit of sense if you assume that every one of the literally hundreds of accusations against all of these men are false — and if you assume that the 15 men who have accused Kevin Spacey are really women. And that Bill O’Reilly and Rush Limbaugh (is that Rush in the middle there with the red tie?) are feminists.

So apparently women all want to date the Illuminati?

Yes, this is exactly how the world works, what astute social commentary

MGTOWS are basically the most boring sci-fi authors ever

We really need to force STEM majors to take more English classes