Oh that’s clever, bet no one’s thought of this yet
By David Futrelle
So the gamebros are up in arms about the fifth installment in the Battlefield series, Battlefield V, because the game, set in World War II, has LADIES in it, which makes it TOTALLY UNREALISTIC because there were NO LADIES in WWII, well ok maybe there were actually a bunch of ladies in WWII, some of them serving in combat even but goddammit WHY CAN’T OUR MALE SPACE BE SACRED ah bloo bloo bloo.
So anyway a bunch of these broflakes have decided to fight the female menace … by all posting the same dumb joke.
thought we were getting Battlefield V, not Battlefield Vagina#NotMyBattlefield pic.twitter.com/qFrakro53g
— Harrison. (@uhHarrison) May 24, 2018
Well gentlemen the SJWs are taking over it seems and we're losing first CoD fell and now Battlefield Vagina @EA_DICE you have officially ruined a good video game franchise #BattlefieldV #NotMyBattlefield #NotMyBattlefieldV
— BattlefieldGOAT (@GoatBattlefield) May 24, 2018
I think Battlefield V stands for Battlefield Vagina and you can’t prove I’m wrong.
— Dord The Ghost (@DordTheGhost) May 24, 2018
Wtf is this battlefield Vagina trailer
Looks shit— 怠惰なΔιμεσ (@Daimuzu) May 24, 2018
The V in Battlefield V stands for Vagina
— Dok
(@DoktorJok3r) May 24, 2018
(@DoktorJok3r) oh i get it
it's called Battlefield V for VAGINA
really taking this empower women thing too far
— J [MZ]
(@MZjosef) May 24, 2018
(@MZjosef) I hope Battlefield Vagina finally kills off EA.
— Lil' Tampin (@TiddieSlapsII) May 24, 2018
It's a hard pass from me for #Battlefield V
The V obviously stands for Vagina.
Not even being misogynistic, 95%+ of soldiers were male, the chances of finding female fighters on the battlefield were slim to none, let alone transgender female disabled fighters. #HistoryIsHistory
— YKDS
(@GearsofSkorge) May 23, 2018
(@GearsofSkorge) Saw nothing but vagina in @Battlefield V smh. Women taking over. #BattlefieldV
— Angel Torres (@ATJ_SNS) May 23, 2018
#BattlefieldV is short for Battlefield Vagina
— altrightmuslim (@muricanmuslim) May 23, 2018
battlefield vagina
— tbh (@dualbIades) May 23, 2018
The "V" in Battlefield V stands for "Vagina"
— AyP (@niggat1ve) May 23, 2018
Battlefield Vagina
— fiore (@fioquattro) May 23, 2018
I guess the "V" in "battlefield V" stands for vagina. #notmybattlefield
— Liukangbangtv
(@Bangliukang) May 24, 2018
(@Bangliukang) battlefield vagina
— Ｂイメう
(@yourincelmcm) May 24, 2018
(@yourincelmcm) battlefield Vagina
— 豆腐 (@mayoi894_mpik) May 21, 2018
Gotta love all those Tweeters with anime avatars complaining that Battlefield V isn’t “realistic” enough. YOU KNOW PEOPLE’S EYES AREN’T THAT BIG IN REAL LIFE RIGHT?
Battlefield Vagina…
sounds about right
— Quackity (@QuackityHD) May 23, 2018
#Battlefield Battlefield Vagina.
— Giovanni (@GiometryE) May 23, 2018
Now I know what the V in #BattlefieldV stands for. Vagina
#Battlefield
— Mathew J Varghese (@DaPaperAssassin) May 23, 2018
#Battlefield V more like Battlefield Vagina
— Kodos (@kodosrigellian) May 23, 2018
I was hyped as fuck, expecting Battlefield 5 and got Battlefield Vagina. #BattlefieldV
— Giovanni Tomelleri (@GioTomelleri) May 23, 2018
it's Battlefield V for Vagina
— Umberman (@Umber_man) May 23, 2018
The "V" in Battlefield V is for vagina haha #BattlefieldVagina
— DANIED (@xDANIEDx) May 23, 2018
oh i get it, Battlefield V means #Battlefield VAGINA #NotMyBattlefield #Battlefield5
— Akshay Bond (@BondAkshay) May 24, 2018
Absolutely love that people are calling #BattlefieldV “Battlefield Vagina”.
Stop lying about history to please radical leftists.
Fuck political correctness.
— Swig (@OldRowSwig) May 24, 2018
BATTLEFIELD VAGINA
BATTLEFIELD VAGINA
BATTLEFIELD VAGINA
BATTLEFIELD VAGINA
BATTLEFIELD VAGINAu fucking triggered bro?
— Swig (@OldRowSwig) May 24, 2018
Das V in Battlefield V steht für Vagina.@EA
— bima (@bimade45) May 24, 2018
Well that’s enough of that. There are more. Many, many, many more.
Even if you don’t speak German I think you can probably figure out what that last one is saying.
It’s always a bit amusing to me when dudes get mad about asskicking female characters in video games, claiming that these characters are “unrealistic” or “historically inaccurate.” VIDEO GAMES AREN’T REALISTIC. THAT’S WHY WE LIKE TO PLAY THEM. In real life, hedgehogs mosey along through the grass at about one-billionth of a mile an hour; in video games you can play a blue hedgehog that speeds through an assortment of surreal landscapes at supersonic speeds.
In real wars, if you get shot, you fall down injured and maybe even die; in video games you can barrel ahead after being hit multiple times — and regenerate your health by hiding behind something for a few seconds.
I think these gifs say all that need to be said about the “unrealistic ” complaints.
"Battlefield has abandoned historical accuracy for political correctness" pic.twitter.com/OpCRFV2zV8
— David Milner (@DaveMilbo) May 23, 2018
"It's, like, not even about the history anymore" pic.twitter.com/4GoYrXuTTJ
— David Milner (@DaveMilbo) May 23, 2018
"With female soldiers Battlefield is abandoning realism" pic.twitter.com/40JrSe38nh
— David Milner (@DaveMilbo) May 23, 2018