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Basho is not impressed By David Futrelle Last week I treated you to a surprisingly heartfelt, if still ridiculous, poem from an MRA who was trying to win me over to his side. Turns out he’s not the...
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To be fair, Nazis don’t really understand women either By David Futrelle Lefty media site Unicorn Riot, which is doing a bang-up job exposing the so-called alt-right — recently obtained a virtual...
View ArticleMGTOWs celebrate International Women’s Day by airing grievances against...
Phasers set to “waaaaaaah!” By David Futrelle Today (March 8th) is International Women’s Day, also known as International “Men Being Dicks About International Women’s Day” Day — and few men are...
View ArticleThe Daily Stormer wants International Women’s Day replaced by “White Sharia Day”
And a happy International Women’s Day to you too! By David Futrelle So the Daily Stormer, everyone’s favorite “funny” neo-Nazi shit site, has weighed in on International Women’s Day. In a post...
View ArticleAlt-Nazi leader Matthew Heimbach honors Folk and Family by banging...
Matthew Heimbach, mama’s boy By David Futrelle It’s like a regular Peyton Place, but with Nazis. Violent Alt-Nazi doofus Matthew Heimbach, leader of the so-called Traditionalist Worker Party, has...
View ArticleNazis and deplorables have a new crush: mass murderer Dylann Roof’s kid sister
Morgan Roof: A new Aryan Goddess for the alt-right? By David Futrelle Andrew Anglin, professional Nazi troll and founder of The Daily Stormer, generally does not have a lot of nice things to say about...
View Article“Girl Power is a state-sponsored eugenics program enforced at gunpoint,”...
Today England, tomorrow Spice World By David Futrelle I‘ve been poking around on the Braincels subreddit, which is the subreddit that arose from the ashes of the original Incels subreddit, banned after...
View ArticleMGTOWs agree: Gay men are lucky because “vaginas are objectively gross”
MGTOWs learned everything they know about vaginas from old feminine hygiene ads (Note: This is from a real ad for Kotex) By David Futrelle Despite their often quite limited experience with vaginas in...
View Article“Whenever I see a woman in ripped-up clothes, I assume she has a rape...
Ripped jeans: Apparently too much for MGTOWs to handle By David Futrelle A quick question for all of you. When you see a woman wearing artfully distressed jeans with holes in them, what’s the first...
View ArticleBrave Redditor advocates for LGBTQAPWSITSOWMWEYAAMGTOWWBSB rights, minus the L
Again with the sexbots? By David Futrelle Welcome back to what has become a veritable MGTOW weekend here at We Hunted the Mammoth! So I’m browsing through yet another interminable discussion of sexbots...
View ArticleAnd now for today’s anatomically confused meme from some dude
Note to confused dudes: This is not how human females work By David Futrelle Does no one fact check their jokes any more? Below, a meme involving (cis) lady parts that is somewhat undermined in the...
View ArticleRed Pillers: Stop looking to gorillas for dating advice. Embrace the banana...
The Anglerfish: If you like Pina Coladas, and fusing with a much larger female and basically turning into a dangly appendage that provides her with sperm By David Futrelle Pickup artists and Men’s...
View ArticleIncels embrace Austin bomber Mark Conditt as one of their own. Was he?
Austin bomber Mark Anthony Conditt: Incel or normie? By David Futrelle The motives behind the deadly string of bombings that 23-year-old Mark Anthony Conditt unleashed upon Austin before blowing...
View ArticleThere is no such thing as a woman good at sex: Part 1 in a new series,...
If a woman moves during sex, she’s probably a slut By David Futrelle So today I’d like to present the first post in what I hope will become a long-running series: MGTOWs Explain Sex. Because who knows...
View ArticleWe Extincted the Mammoth to Male-Genocide You
The last mammoth By David Futrelle So over on Tumblr, some people were having a nice little discussion of how amazing it is that our ancient ancestors were able to figure out some rather complicated...
View ArticleSome cat-hating Red Pillers are just jealous because they think cats are more...
Catting like a boss By David Futrelle The lady-hating wannabe ladykillers who call themselves Red Pillers love to trash talk cats and those who love them, forever “warning” feminists that if they don’t...
View ArticleMEME WAR: MGTOWs vs Nazis in The Battle of the (White) Babies!
Some fights are just really confusing By David Futrelle Doing this blog, I’m reminded again and again that the enemy of my enemy is not necessarily my friend. Indeed, oftentimes the enemy of my enemy...
View ArticleAlt-Right erupts after crying Nazi Christopher Cantwell admits he’s a federal...
Christopher Cantwell: Remember when this guy used to write for A Voice for Men? By David Futrelle Oh dear. It seems the Alt-Right is in a bit of a tizzy again, and this time the culprit is Christopher...
View Article“Honesty is merely a decoy in women’s arsenal of weapons,” explains MGTOW...
A woman almost entirely free of the curse of honesty By David Futrelle Here’s today’s tidbit of wisdom on the mysterious creatures known as “women” from one of Twitter’s many Men Going Their Own Way....
View ArticleMGTOWs: We’re all about crushing women’s egos, which makes us basically...
Gandhi, crushing the egos of two women at once By David Futrelle Martin Luther King was famously influenced by Gandhi’s philosophy of nonviolent resistance. So, apparently, are the high-minded civil...
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