“The womb is the most advanced 3D printer,” MGTOW Redditor proclaims. “If...
Printing a baby By David Futrelle The misogynistic doofuses who call themselves Men Going Their Own Way have some, well, intriguing thoughts about human biology. Consider this proposal from a MGTOW...
View ArticleWomen drain men’s life force (semen) and prevent them from hunting mammoths,...
Semen-filled prehistoric MGTOWs doing some manly man stuff By David Futrelle Be still my heart! I’ve discovered a man who is, simultaneously, 1) a Redditor, 2) a MGTOW, 3) a NoFap dude with weird...
View ArticleFrom Dogpill to Fishpill: Incels think women regularly have sex with dogs....
Chadfish (Image taken from Incels.is) By David Futrelle So have you heard of the “dogpill?” Apologies in advance for possibly ruining your dinner, or your entire day, but if you haven’t, the Dogpill...
View ArticleRoosh V: “Contraception destroys love” because casual sex uses up women’s...
Women agree: Roosh V isn’t spongeworthy By David Futrelle It’s not uncommon for aging libertines to have second thoughts about the casual hedonism of their youth. Neil Strauss followed up his 2005...
View ArticleCreepy Nazi NoFapper: The Jews “fear men who practice semen retention”
Hitler sadly acknowledging the end of a 20-day NoFap streak By David Futrelle The other day I introduced you to DiceRollah, a Man Going His Own Way who is also a hardcore semen-retainer who thinks...
View ArticlePorn star Mercedes Carrera was a Gamergate icon. Now that she’s been charged...
Carrera and her porn director boyfriend ” Daemon Cins” have each been charged with eight counts of child sexual abuse By David Futrelle Porn actress Mercedes Carrera was enthusiastically embraced by...
View ArticleReddit dickheads are losing it over the new “tiny dick” emoji
By David Futrelle The Unicode Consortium — the mysterious cabal in charge of the world’s emojis — is adding several hundred new emojis this year, including a bunch catering to the disabled (e.g., a...
View ArticlePorn star and accused sexual abuser Mercedes Carrera: The only women the...
Carrera, in the middle of what she described as a “rant about feminists whining … about mean tweets while they ignore cultural child rape” By David Futrelle Mercedes Carrera — the porn actress...
View ArticleVulvagate: When mansplaining goes so wrong the dictionary itself has to step in
No vulva, only grapefruit By David Futrelle On Saturday. The Guardian posted a story called “Me and My Vulva,” looking at photographer Laura Dodsworth’s attempt to, as writer Liv Little put it, tell...
View ArticlePro athletes are cucking Brad Pitt, because all women love jocks, confused...
Even Brad Pitt gets sand kicked on him at the beach By David Futrelle Manosphere misogynists seem to think that the world is basically the first three panels of that famous cartoon Charles Atlas ad...
View ArticleIncels of the world, unite! Presenting the not-so-glorious new science of...
By David Futrelle A specter is haunting the IncelsWithoutHate subreddit, a specter who calls himself leftexincel, and he’s bringing with him the glorious science of Marxism. Leftexincel, a former...
View ArticleIncels spend Valentine’s day celebrating the Parkland shooting one year ago...
Painted stones at a memorial for the Parkland victims honoring the murdered students and school staffers that some incels are mocking today By David Futrelle Valentine’s Day is a shitty day for a lot...
View ArticleJews are using yoga pants to genocide the white race, weirdo racist dingbat...
They’ve even got dogs wearing them now! By David Futrelle Will the evil Judeo-Masonic (((Illuminati))) cabal that apparently determines what sort of pants that people wear stop at nothing? Evidently...
View ArticleFat women are pretending to be pregnant to get seats on buses, MGTOW...
Watch out, fellas! They might be faking! By David Futrelle The dudes who hang out in the Men Going Their Own Way subreddit are ever alert to the dangers posed to men by their sworn enemies of the...
View ArticleNazis lose it over an interracial cartoon couple in a condom ad, blaming “a...
This cartoon kills fascists By David Futrelle How do you make a Nazi cross? The standard answer to this old riddle is some variation of “step on his foot.” These days you can achieve the same result...
View ArticleHot Local Stock Photo Models Want to Talk to You Now About White Genocide
By David Futrelle It’s hard to think of a more embarrassing memetic self-own than the ubiquity of the “hot white girl complaining about white genocide” memes on the alt-right internet. You know the...
View ArticleRuin your weekend with this grotesque “field report” from a MGTOW who had sex
Our thoughts exactly By David Futrelle So-called “Men Going Their Own Way” are so bad at the whole “going their own way” part of their little woman-hating credo that they sometimes have sex with...
View ArticleJordan Peterson fans: “Embracing victimhood” is pathetic, unless you’re a...
Hands up, white man! You’re CANCELLED By David Futrelle Browsing the Jordan Peterson subreddit today, I scrolled past the link to an article on a right-wing clickbait site asserting that “Hate Crime...
View ArticleThe Tindercaust? Incel claims dating apps and social media “have killed more...
Hitler: Not as bad as Facebook or Tinder? By David Futrelle If you’re wondering whether Godwin’s Law still has a role to play in a world that’s once again filled with actual Nazis, the answer is yes,...
View ArticleAttack of the Tomato Killers: Captain Marvel haters lose it after Rotten...
It’s PLEDGE DRIVE time again! WHTM is ad free and entirely dependent on folks like you for its continued existence. If you can afford it, please DONATE HERE NOW! Thanks! By David Futrelle The movie...
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