By David Futrelle
I sometimes get accused of being unfair to Men Going Their Own Way, accusing them of hating women (which they do) without taking into account the incredible hatred directed their way by women. MGTOWs aren’t born; they’re made, I’m told, and it’s women who made them the way they are today.
So today I will present the origin story of one particular MGTOW — a fellow calling himself Wubba Gubba who tried to post a comment on We Hunted the Mammoth the other day, in which he offered an explanation of the terrible things women had done that had caused him to go MGTOW in the first place. I didn’t let his comment through moderation, but I’d like to share it with you today.
“What makes a MGTOW?” he began, before offering up a numbered list.
1) 1984, she-devil asks, what do you do, I say, engineer, she says, engineers are dull boring conservative and therefore completely undesirable.
So … 36 years ago a woman told him that engineers were boring and undesirable. And he’s still holding a grudge over that.
2) Trump says one particular woman is a pig, lunatic misandrists, by the millions, claim that Trump calls all women pigs.
That’s … not how that happened. There’s a truckload of evidence that Trump is a misogynist; his calling Rosie O’Donnell a pig is only one small data point.
Yes I can continue.
All women angels?
On what planet?The MGTOW men were not born that way, the lunatic skanks they met all too often in their lives made them that way.
He then returns to his numbered list, adding one last assertion:
3) Trump says he will build a wall, with doors in it, to control immigration, lunatic women scream louder than anyone that he is trying to stop immigration.
No one says that Trump is trying to stop immigration altogether, because he isn’t; he’s trying to stop or at least drastically reduce immigration by Latinos — to the estent that he’s sending refugees back to certain death and kidnapping the children of border crossers. Women aren’t literally screaming about this, though a scream would hardly be an unreasonable response to his policies.
Conclusion, more than one flew over the cookies nest.
The “cookies” nest, you say?
Anyway, there’s your explanation for this guy’s turn to MGTOW: one solitary woman told him he was boring more than three and a half decades ago. And woman overall tend to dislike Trump.
I guess that justifies a lifetime of calling women “lunatic skanks.”
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