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Bad news, lesbians: You aren’t real, according to some dudes on the internet
That’s what you think, lady! By David Futrelle Lesbians around the world face a deep existential crisis today as it has been revealed that they do not, in fact, exist. At least according to some dudes...
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Roosh V, now an Orthodox Christian, stops selling his pickup guides because...
By David Futrelle Roosh V is feeling guilty about the pickup advice he used to give. The former PUA, who recently embraced the stern God of Orthodox Christianity after getting really high on ‘shrooms...
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Malebag: A MGTOW’s origin story
Man Crying His Own Way By David Futrelle I sometimes get accused of being unfair to Men Going Their Own Way, accusing them of hating women (which they do) without taking into account the incredible...
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Jordan Peterson fans explain catcalling to you
Shy, unconfident men learning how to court women By David Futrelle Women complain a lot about catcalling, but do they really understand how important it is for young men to be able to hoot, whistle,...
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Women “just have some random itch or bowel movement” and think they had an...
Lady dog having an orgasm, possibly By David Futrelle Just a quick little post today to bring you this gem from the Bad Women’s Anatomy subreddit, in which some dude who’s either very inexperienced or...
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Incels love to call others “cucks,” but some of them are now claiming the...
By David Futrelle If there’s one thing that most incels agree on, it’s that however degraded they think they are, at least they’re better off than cucks. And they mean this both literally and...
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Fatpocalypse Now: Men who like fat women could destroy the human race,...
Happy fat women: Every MGTOW’s worst nightmare By David Futrelle Over on the Men Going Their Own Way subreddit today, the regulars are working themselves into a tizzy over a terrible injustice: one of...
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“Women should never have joined the workforce and 90% of their jobs are a...
Dude hard at work By David Futrelle Misogynists really seem to think there’s some kind of vast worldwide conspiracy to give women cushy jobs they still can’t do properly, because, you know, women are...
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Redditor outraged to discover that women want “hot fun sex with men they’re...
What’s constantly going on in every woman’s head, probably By David Futrelle Hold onto your hats, fellas. And if you don’t have any hats, see if you can borrow someone else’s, because I have some news...
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Is Fat Acceptance part of a vast conspiracy to lower Western birth rates?...
This man wants to put a baby in you By David Futrelle Alt-rightish YouTube “philosopher” Stefan Molyneux doesn’t much like fat people or women who don’t have babies when they’re, by his standards,...
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Feminism defeated by devastating new “earplug” argument
Checkmate, feminists! By David Futrelle Well, feminism was fun while it lasted, but now it’s time for us to negotiate our terms of surrender to the Men’s Rights Activists. And all because of this post...
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MGTOWs can’t decide who’s making the world a dumber place: Teh Women, or Teh...
MGTOWs do, in fact, know nothing By David Futrelle The Nazification of the MGTOWs continues. The MGTOW movement in general, and the Men Going Their Own Way subreddit in particular, has long been...
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Allegedly cash-strapped Daily Stormer declares: “We’re Laying Off Staff...
Will this be the Daily Stormer’s downfall? By David Futrelle You hate to see it. Nazi trash site The Daily Stormer is apparently running out of money. In a morose but petulant post today, head Stormer...
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“Women over 30 shouldn’t interest you unless you have an impure, sexually...
Hideous over-30 woman By David Futrelle Just like Men Going Their Own Way, who can’t stop talking about the women they’re ostensibly “going their own way” from, militant NoFappers can’t stop obsessing...
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Prominent Men’s Rights Activist: Don’t you DARE call me an activist; I just...
Paul Elam: Aspires to be a thorn in the side of feminists By David Futrelle Men’s Rights “Activists” are the least activist activists I’ve ever met. Oh, they’re noisy enough, but for all the noise...
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New Age MAGA weirdo seeks “Republican Goddess” for Trump worship and Divine...
I’m picking up bad vibrations from Reverend William here By David Futrelle Hey ladies! I mean, hey New Age MAGA ladies with long hair who love Trump and hunger for tantric sex with extremely picky...
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Incels are mad that Joaquin Phoenix didn’t stand up for “incel rights” in his...
Joaquin Phoenix: Possibly a Chad? By David Futrelle Joaquin Phoenix’s speech at last night’s Oscars was as weird as the man himself. Phoenix, who won Best Actor for his work at the titular character...
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“They think we need viagra to stay virulent [sic] while programming women to...
By David Futrelle So I’m scrolling through the MGTOW subreddit, la dee da, and I stumble upon this amazing paragraph buried in a longer rant titled “WE don’t need THEM. THEY need US. NEVER forget...
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If you looked like that, I’d do you in a second: Michael Bloomberg’s long...
By David Futrelle Now that we’re all talking about Michael Bloomberg’s long history of racism, might I take a moment to remind you that the billionaire presidential hopeful also has an equally long...
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Men’s Rights Activists celebrate Valentine’s Day by pissing, moaning
By David Futrelle Spare a thought, this Valentine’s Day, for the ones who suffer the most during this celebration of love and candy and consumerism — the Men’s Rights Activists, shaken to their very...
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