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By David Futrelle
Hold onto your hats, fellas. And if you don’t have any hats, see if you can borrow someone else’s, because I have some news that is going to shake you to your core: Women — at least the ones who aren’t lesbians — like to have sex with men they find attractive.
You can let go of your hat or hats now.
I learned this shocking fact about women and their diabolical attraction to men they find attractive from a Redditor called Aldabruzzo, a regular commenter in the sarcastically titled WhereAreAllTheGoodMen subreddit, a festering hole of a web forum that declares itself
dedicated to exposing all the women who complain about wanting a “good man” after dating jerks and riding the cock carousel in the prime of their youth, and think they’re deserving of commitment and financial stability when all they have left to offer is their depreciating looks, narcissistic mentality, and used-up vaginas.
It has 51,635 subscribers.
Anyway, so Aldabruzzo wants every man lurking in this mess of a subreddit to know the deep, dark secret of women’s attraction to attractive men and their desire to have sex that is fun for them. In one recent rant he informed his fellow men that
women want hot, down and dirty, nasty, fun sex with men they’re sexually attracted to …
I want men to see this. I want to rub their fucking noses in it. .. That’s what women are. That’s what they’re really like. That’s what they want, it’s what they do. …
[A]ll women, yes, ALL women, Are Like That – hypergamous and seeking hot fun sex with attractive men. …
Have the courage to face the truth.
In another comment he complained that women don’t just enjoy enjoyable sex — they don’t want people to look down on them for enjoying enjoyable sex.
Women are depraved, even more so than most men are. Women want this. They want down and dirty, nasty, hot, fun, even degrading, sex with attractive men. It’s just that they don’t want men judging them for it.
The horror!
While Aldabruzzo seems rather perturbed that women prefer sex with men they think are attractive over sex with men they don’t find attractive, he has his own very strong opinions about female attractiveness, devoting a truly astonishing amount of time to critiquing the looks of “post-wall” women and raging against fat women who, like their thinner sisters, enjoy enjoyable sex and who also would like it if people were more accepting of their body type.
Aldabruzzo, despite liking women on the thicker side himself, rails against what he calls
the fat (women) acceptance movement pushing everyone to not only accept fat women, but to shove down our throats the idea that fat women are sexually attractive.
And yes, fat acceptance is fat WOMEN acceptance. Fat men are universally rejected
Uh, that last bit is not even remotely true, but whatever.
As it turns out, Aldabruzzo has rather a lot of opinions about women and what they should and should not be doing. For example, he thinks breastfeeding in public is very, very bad. And he seems to feel that it justifies rape?
Women are always demanding that men “respect” them. Well, shit. If you don’t respect yourself, and show it by putting pictures of yourself BREASTFEEDING YOUR INFANT on an online dating site, why in the fuckity fuck should I respect you?
Why shouldn’t men treat you like a piece of meat fucktoy?
Why shouldn’t men feel entitled to look at, use, manhandle, and just take your body?
He thinks women in their mid-twenties with more than a few men in their past should prostrate themselves at the feet of any minimally attractive man who seems willing to marry them.
Throw yourself on the guy’s mercy. Do whatever he asks or expects of you. Accept whatever conditions he puts on your relationship. Offer him a prenup waiving alimony forever. Include in the prenup an adultery penalty, and give him primary custody of any children you have in the event of divorce. Offer to submit your children to DNA testing to establish paternity.
Oh, and these women should have sex with their husband whenever he feels like it, even when they don’t want to.
You have sex with that man whenever he reasonably asks, for the entire duration of your relationship. You do it even when you’re not attracted to him, not feeling it, and don’t want to. I don’t give a flying rat’s ass that you’re not attracted to him in that moment, you’re not “feeling it”, and you don’t want to. I don’t care. I DON’T CARE. YOU FUCK HIM ANYWAY, AND YOU DO IT WITH ENTHUSIASM. That guy accepted your slutty past, and is willing to overlook it. The very least you can do is give him the sex you gave Chad. You get down on your knees and you service him however he wants, whenever he wants, wherever he wants. You fucking DO IT.
Charming!
Like the incels, and many other manosphere misogynists, Aldabruzzo is furious that women sometimes have sex with men who, in his judgement, are much better looking than them.
The average female 5 now thinks she’s a 9 because one night about 4 years ago, Chad fucked the shit out of her a couple of times when he needed to get out of a slump. So she refuses anything but Chad from then on and turns away even male 7s. She demands that Chad/Ty commit to her. She bitches and complains to high heaven that Chad uses her and dumps fucks in her, but won’t marry her.
Average and below average women are out there fucking hot dudes all the time. Average women are out there turning away men who are their natural counterparts all the time. Average and even below average women are out there making their own money and doing whatever they want. Fat 30-something women are out there getting hot Chads to dump fucks into them, and they think this entitles them to a second marriage with a Chad.
Anyone who describes sex as a man “dumping a fuck” into a women probably shouldn’t be having sex with anyone, ever.
It’s not clear where exactly Aldabruzzo gets his information about women in the “dating market” today, aside from the subreddit he regularly posts in. It’s certainly not from personal experience as — he says — he’s been married for nearly a quarter of a century and last dated in the early 1990s.
I wonder if his alleged wife knows that he spends his time on the internet giving out (bad) dating advice and furiously typing long screeds on how shitty he thinks women are. Honestly, I’m a bit worried for her
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