Der neckbeard
By David Futrelle
Today my favorite band in the world is Neckbeard Deathcamp, whose new album “White Nationalism is for Basement Dwelling Losers” brilliantly skewers white supremacists, Nazis, incels, and white supremacist Nazi incels.
It’s an amazing bit of musical trolling, if you set aside the fact that the music itself (which the band describes as “FEDORA CRUSHING MILITANT BLACK METAL “) is unlistenable sludge, with growly unintelligible vocals that don’t seem to have any relation at all to the printed lyrics,
But, oh, the lyrics! Consider what I see as the standout track on the album, “Please Respond (I Showed You My Penis).”
HI FEW THINGS TO START OFF YES I ADDED YOU BECAUSE YOURE A FEMALE GAMER TIS AN AWESOME THING TO SEE IM BRIAN DONT BE INTIMIDATED IM NOT A STEREOTYPICAL GUY
IF ANYTHING ILL BE THE ONE IN THE KITCHENPLEASE RESPOND PLEASE RESPOND PLEASE RESPOND PLEASE RESPOND PLEASE RESPOND PLEASE RESPOND PLEASE RESPOND PLEASE RESPOND PLEASE RESPOND PLEASE RESPOND PLEASE RESPOND PLEASE RESPOND PLEASE RESPOND PLEASE RESPOND PLEASE RESPOND
I kind of like “XXXL Obersturmfuhrer Leather Duster” too.
STURM THE KOMMENTS THREAD
ONE THOUSAND CUCKS BORN TO DIE
GEWEHR FIRE LIGHTS THE SKY
ANGRY REACTS FALL LIKE BOMBS
CALL OF DUTY BASIC TRAINING
WORLD OF WARCRAFT CUT MY TEETH
BEDROOM REICH TENDY KRIEG
INFO WAR HAIL KEK VAPE NATION
GOD EMPEROR CARGO SHORTS
HAIL TRUMP WEHRWULF WARRIOR OV THE FUHRER
WINDED BY A FLIGHT OV STAIRS
BEDROOM REICH TENDY KRIEG
INFO WAR HAIL KEK VAPE NATION
GOD EMPEROR CARGO SHORTS
HAIL TRUMP VALHALLA AWAITS US VETERANS OF THE MEME WAR
So enjoy. It only costs a dollar to download. Or you can just stream it for free.
Check it out here on Bandcamp.
H/T — I discovered ND through a tweet from @edgedestroys.