Female authors stunned by revelation that some Reddit douchebag doesn’t read...
Soyboy mangina cuck reading a book written by a woman By David Futrelle The lady literary world is reeling from the revelation that some doofus on Reddit will no longer read books written by women. The...
View ArticleIncels fear dystopian future in which women can tell they have tiny dicks at...
Some tiny pricks are ADORABLE By David Futrelle You may worry about your country descending into chaos, or turning into a fascist hellhole, or even a bit of both. But when incels imagine the future...
View ArticleMGTOWs declare war on the insidious enemy of men known as “yoga pants”
It’s ok if dogs wear them, though. By David Futrelle A quarter of a century ago, in his seminal The Myth of Male Power, Men’s Rights Activist Warren Farrell warned hapless, horny males of the danger of...
View ArticleMGTOW Meme Friday: Frogs in hot tubs and sex-having women
Yes, that’s EXACTLY how I picture feminists. By David Futrelle Friday used to be meme-day here on We Hunted the Mammoth, so today I thought I’d revive the tradition with a few (relatively) fresh MGTOW...
View ArticleWomen only like animals with big dicks because they love getting “horsed,”...
This Horsecel would beg to differ By David Futrelle Considering how little they actually ever talk to the, er, “femoids” that they constantly obsess over, it’s kind of remarkable how confident...
View ArticleDaily Stormer: Girlfriends are for sissies! Real Neo-Nazis only use women for...
Not quite sure it works like this in real life By David Futrelle Andrew Anglin of the Daily Stormer isn’t just some dude who spews out seemingly dozens of posts a day for his rancid neo-Nazi website;...
View ArticleLobster math: Jordan Peterson fans calculate optimal age for men to marry to...
I have completed my calculations. Let us commence the mating process By David Futrelle There comes a time in every Jordan Peterson fanboy’s life when he starts to think about settling down with a high...
View ArticleThe “Aborted Girlfriend” meme will hurt your brain
By David Futrelle So this is a thing that exists. Take a moment to soak it in. It’s perfectly fine if you react like this: The good news? It’s probably a joke — a pitch-perfect parody of incel logic...
View ArticleReddit restores the poisonous KotakuInAction subreddit after its founder...
It’s back! By David Futrelle Regrets, he’s had a few. Last night, the founder of the KotakuInAction subreddit, the hate-filled hangout that has been the main meeting place for Reddit’s angriest gamers...
View ArticleYou’ll have to figure out this MGTOW chart for yourself, because it’s giving...
Um what By David Futrelle Here’s another Facebook find for you all; you’ll probably have to expand the image to read it, and even though I made the image bigger and sharpened it there are still bits...
View Article“Spiritual” incel looks forward to returning as a ghost, so he can haunt the...
Skeletoncel haunts a Stacey By David Futrelle Ladies! If you hear an eerie voice coming from your attic, moaning endlessly about “looksmatches” and the evils of “femoids” it might just be the ghost of...
View ArticleIncels lose it (even more so than usual) after woman jokes about the “aborted...
whoooooooosh By David Futrelle Incels aren’t really very good at the whole “humor” thing. Last week, I wrote about the “Imaginary Girlfriend” meme in which an earnest stick-figure woman declares that...
View ArticleHe-Babies lash out at the new She-Ra, bravely defend the white race and...
The original She-Ra and her oversized breast … plate By David Futrelle So the guys who get mad about imaginary tiddies are mad about imaginary tiddies again — or, rather, the lack of them. This time...
View ArticleFact Checking Warren Farrell: No, Jodie Foster wasn’t “cashing in on her sex...
Warren Farrell: A little confused sometimes By David Futrelle So I’ve been rereading Warren Farrell lately and, as always, it’s been a bit of a surreal experience. The man singlehandedly responsible...
View ArticleMGTOWs dream of raping, beating sexbots that say no
Be careful what you wish for, fellas: Evan Rachel Woods in Westworld By David Futrelle There’s a scene in the sci-fi drama Humans in which an angry sexbot hits her breaking point. Disgusted by the...
View ArticleIncels celebrate death of 10-year-old girl in Toronto mass shooting: “Legit...
The shooter (lover left) was caught on video by a local resident [UPDATED with name of shooter] By David Futrelle Last night, a young man opened fire on people enjoying a night out in Toronto’s...
View ArticleAre we being too mean to incels who laugh at murdered ten-year-olds? One...
A memorial for ten-year-old Julianna Kozis, who lost her life in Sunday’s mass shooting in Toronto By David Futrelle On Monday, I wrote about the gleeful reaction some commenters on the Incels.me forum...
View ArticleNeckbeard Deathcamp is the best parody Nazi incel black metal band ever (if...
Der neckbeard By David Futrelle Today my favorite band in the world is Neckbeard Deathcamp, whose new album “White Nationalism is for Basement Dwelling Losers” brilliantly skewers white supremacists,...
View ArticleVisionary MGTOW imagines a utopian wonderland where men are men and women are...
Like this, but not with cows By David Futrelle Well, you have to give the MGTOWs credit for one thing: they do tend to have very vivid imaginations. Over on the Men Going Their Own Way subreddit, a...
View ArticleIncel: “Women should not be allowed out without a man”
Uh oh! This one’s escaping! By David Futrelle On Incels.me, a hangout for some of the internet’s most hopeless involuntary celibates, one young fellow has come up with a simple yet ingenious answer to...
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